BYU vs. U of U.... or..wait a minute....BSU?

I just wanted to let all you BYU and U of U fans out there know that Scentsy has come out with these really cool NCAA warmers! (They have BSU too, but c'mon does anyone really know anyone who goes there? no offense to my Meridian family/friends)

Part of the cost of the warmer goes toward the scholarship fund for that school! And the best part is.....I'm almost 99.999% sure that if you turn on your warmer on game day, your team will win!!!! What if BYU and the U are playing against each other??? Well, it's just a matter of who bought more warmers of which kind?

The only bad thing about these collegiate warmers??? There isn't a Utah State one!!! (yet)Where do I file my complaint?

Check them out at https://serenitynow.scentsy.us/Buy/Collection/97
(continue to the website!! continue to the website!! They're getting the bugs out of our new websites, so don't give up! keep trying!)

You know there's a fan in the family somewhere!! What a wonderful Christmas surprise!

AND as an added bonus, whichever team warmer I sell the most of, that is where I'll send Joseph and Isaac to college.....GO AGGIES!!!!....wait a minute.

Soccer Hoopla-la

So, its a proud moment when your eldest son starts sports. Joseph is a naturally inclined athlete, so of course, I was very excited to enroll him in soccer! I was pretty sure he'd be a total rockstar on the field. At the first practice I set up my camp chair ready to sit back and enjoy. I expected little kids to run in a pack chasing the ball up and down the field, but Joseph has always exceeded my expectations. He's very good at the kicking the ball, so he kicked it and ran and kicked it and ran further and further away, way out of our field into the mext 2 fields over. Ok, so maybe he didn't know why we were there. I showed him the cones and explained what they were there for. He still didn't get it. Then he just wanted to sit in my lap and watch. That's ok, cause his best buddy wanted to just sit by his mom and eat a sandwich. So I thought, "maybe next time he'll get it."
During the next practice he pretty much just hauled wood. Like, really. They had a woodpile and firepit nearby, so he hauled wood back and forth for most of the hour and picked up pinecones for the rest. When there were 5 minutes left, I told him to come back for treats and that got him back real quick.
The first game was real interesting. He still wasn't sure why we were there and he just wanted to haul wood. But his team needed him! So I convinced him to play. There were 4 kids from each team on the field at a time. When he got tired, he would come back and sit by me leaving 3 on the field. I'd yell for the coach to send someone else out! Another kid would run out on the field and then Joseph would want to play again and run back out, making 5 of our players on the field! Whenever he got a chance to kick, he'd kick it hard into someone else's game and just keep kicking and running til the coach or I could catch up! Funny kid! But a real fast runner! The last game took on a whole new twist. When he was tired and ran to me for a pit stop, he meant it. I had to change all 4 tires: Rrr.Rrr....Rrr.Rrr....RrrrRrrr....RrrrRrr. and then fill him up with gas before he could run back out on the field. His coach was laughing...alot.
So, apparently he takes after us more than we thought. Although he is built like an athlete, he doesn't have a clue what the heck he's doing out there, but I still really enjoy getting out and sitting in my camp chair. Go Joseph! Score a homerun for mom and dad!....uh...I mean..a 3 pointer?! woo hoo!

My plug(ha ha) for Scentsy of course is this! Scentsy broke an all-time record and sold out of the cutest Jack-o-lantern warmer in 10 days! Then they ordered 11,400 more and sold out in 9 days. They ordered 10,000 more and who know how fast they'll go! Order yours now at www.scentsy.com/serenitynow To see a picture of these oh so cute pumpkins, go to....
https://www.scentsy.com//repsites/frm_replicated_content.aspx?page_id=NEW
I've ordered a few extra so let me know if you want one before they're all gone!
jo

Parachute anyone?

Dave warned me that if I title it that, I'll have crazy people coming out of the woodwork! I'll take my chances!

So, a while back I took the boys to the Children's Museum with my friend Angie and her kids. One of the museum workers brought out a parachute. You know, the kind where everyone sits in a circle and takes a handle and you lift it up and down. So, Joseph grabbed a handle and I sat behind him. The worker gave instructions on what to do. Joseph wasn't following very well, so I told him to listen to the man and sit down on his knees like the other kids. He didn't do "up...down" so I said it with the man, "up....down...up...down." Finally Joseph had enough of my back seat parachuting and dropped it to go play something else.

Now, have I really become that kind of mom? The kind that makes kids do it right until they don't want to do it at all. Emphatically NOT! You see, I have a history with parachutes in particular. I spent a lot of years in elementary school and then 5 years teaching preschool and I just REALLY HATED it when kids wouldn't follow the directions! I'm mean come on! up....down...up...down. And what really irritated me was when kids would let go and run to the middle when they weren't supposed to or wouldn't go under and sit on their hands to make a big puff ball when they WERE supposed to!! Or just step on the parachute so no one could play at all! But the worst of all, the mother of all parachute sins, was dropping the ball! When the ball comes your way, lift UP for pity's sake! LIFT UP! For once I just wanted to play parachute with kids who care! Kids who wanted to make it work! What were they thinkin? Were they having fun ruining it for me? It's not all fun and games you know!

So basically, what I'm asking for is a group of people who want to do it right!....But who won't get mad at me if I drop the ball.

With the Reflex of a Puma!

I have to share the most amazing story! A few weeks ago, Dave and I took the MAX (like TRAX) to the "Starlight parade". A parade at night in downtown Portland. (If you want to skip the background story and get right to the good stuff, just go directly to the "*".) We left the kids home so it was a real date! Anyway, we got on the train and a while later this drunk guy gets on and sits behind us. After giving us the "bump" and telling us how cool we are, everyone just kinda settles in. He seemed friendly enough as many drunk men are.A few young families get on and he tries talking to them. Pretty soon everyone starts ignoring him and it makes him real mad. He's starting to scare the little kids who are now clinging to their moms. He's calling all the women "beautiful" and when they don't respond he uses, you know, that "F" word and he's spitting all over the place. I told Dave, "I've had enough, we need to go push the button and get some help". Meanwhile, the train was totally stopped to wait for the 5K runners to pass. We finally got our courage up to push the button, but we had to walk past the "perp".

*As I walked past him, out of the corner of my eye, I saw him reach for my, what say...bottom, and BAM! WITH THE REFLEX OF A PUMA, I smacked his arm back. Yes! flashbacks of my mission came to me, only this time I deflected his moves with a fierce blow. We made it to the button box, where I said to Dave, "You push it." He answered, "No, you push it." So....I pushed the button. The operator said, "How can I help you?" And I quote, "There is this drunk guy back here harrassing everyone and scaring little kids and he tried to grab my bum but I hit him!" Long story short, he calls the cops. As they come toward our train, the drunk dude tries to get off but the doors are locked. The cops say, "Where's the bad guy?" And Dave triumphantly reaches over everyone and says, "Here's the bad guy!" Go Dave. They haul him off and cheers go up from the back of the train! The cops ask who the victim was. I was like, "I guess its me? but not really cuz I hit him." So mostly I'm the hero! They asked if I wanted to press charges. No, I didn't really have time or I'd miss the parade. Another bad guy gets away. Urrgh! I'll book 'em next time!
I have to go cut Dave's hair now. But I have just enough time to write about the homeless lady without teeth who stood by us during the parade with her pregnant pet rat on her shoulder. She was more than happy to let me pet it and we had a grand time.

Addendum:

Yes, I know it should be "reflexes of a puma" but "reflex" just sounds better. It goes with the flow.
And No, I didn't talk about poop. Maybe next time!!! You never know!!

Dear Abby, I need some serious help!

Yes, I'm one of those mothers who hate it when people tell me what to do with my kids, but today I'm soliciting advice from all you professional mothers out there. Within one weeks time, my 3 year old who shall remain anonymous (except he starts with a "J" and ends with an "oseph") has driven me to import my mother from Utah. Within 6 short days, he emptied 4 bottles of food coloring on himself and the kitchen (Ok, so I've finally learned my lesson not to shower while he is awake!),he drew with a green Sharpie marker all over Isaac's walls, crib, door, clothes, carpet, etc., and last of all spread poop all over his own carpet, walls, door, train table, and managed to frost each individual train car and train track with it. Then he poured a glass of water over it all. I walked in to a naked smiling boy(who was supposed to be napping) standing on his train table saying, "Hi Mommy!" No clue, no regret, no remorse. How do you even punish that? The next day brought more mild acting up. I ran upstairs (it took less than a minute!) to put Isaac down for a nap, and Joseph had pulled a chair up to the counter, dipped a paintbrush(I had just painting and cleaned it!:) in the sugar bowl, gotten out a bowl and was baking something with sugar and baking powder. What the heck? Help? Straight jacket? Military school? What are my options here people?

Moving on, Isaac is pulling himself up to stand, holding on to anything and everything. He is getting better at falling without getting hurt. His smiles are just infectious and he loves loves loves attention! I did not stage the guitar video. FACT.

I know some of you are just dying to know who the customer of the week is! Well hold on there partner! Lets go back to February! February's customer of the MONTH was Mary H. who uses them in her fabulous costume shop! Last week's customer of the week was Heather K. (Dave's fabulous cousin). Rah Rah Rah!! and Hurraaaaay for you gals!

Don't you hate it when you go to a Scentsy party and you forget to write down what scents were your faves? Gosh! I HATE that! Don't let that happen to you again!! My Scentsy Spring Openhouse is this Wednesday night (the 18th) at 7pm! Come try out the 20 new Spring/Summer scents. No pressure, no pushy sales pitch (and you KNOW how pushy I can be!), just sample and write, sample and write. Stay for as little or as long as you like! www.scentsy.com/serenitynow

Of Mascara and Men

So, my son wears make-up. "Not that there's anything wrong with that."(see old Seinfeld episode) Last time we saw what happens when I thought I could shower. This is what happens when I think I can clean the kitchen. What you're not seeing is the big ball of toilet paper on the floor next to him. So, he unrolls the whole roll right? I can handle that. Kids do that all the time. We'll just use it up on an as needed basis. But later, when his nose is running down his face and I tell him to get a tissue. He picks up the whole pile of tp and wipes his nose across it. Needless to say, I've been inspecting each square before I use it.

Later that day, he is playing "jammies up", he and his cousin Talmage's version up "dress up" in pjs and underwear. He puts on Talmage's pj top and Lightning McQueen underwear. I'm thinkin "woo hoo!" he's excited again!!! We go through the whole run around, if you feel the pee pees or poops coming out, RUN TO THE POTTY! bla bla bla .... About 10 minutes later, his Cars underwear is full of poop, very very soft poop. uhhhhhh (that's a loud sigh) I love Joseph. I love how he sings so well in Primary and I love how he sings, "My life is plan...my life is purfose!" over and over. He loves when the misshuraries come over and he loves to practice "being baptized" every time he sees the picture of John baptizing Jesus. He puts his hands in the right place on Dave's arm and plugs his nose with his knuckles. We do this baptism ritual every night between scriptures and prayers. I love how he say's, "Mom, are you poopy?" That's my kid!!

As for Isaac, he's been a very very sad little bear. He has a runny nose and 4 teeth trying to come in on top at the pace of a snail. They say it feels like fingernails being pulled out slowly over time. I feel soooooo bad for the little bubba. He is still so smiley in the morning and laughs out loud when his face is snuggled. But he's very pitiful a lot of the time. The only good thing about it is he likes to be snuggled and that is fun for mom and dad. We love our little snuggly bear to a million pieces!

I have to apologize. I actually DID have customers of the MONTH last month that didn't get their full share of credit. It was a 3 way tie between my mom, Joseph's birth-grandma, and my neighbor Gemia who bought a warmer for her Grandma (bless 'er heart)

The warmer of the month is 10% off PLUS an additional 10% off because EVERYTHING IS 10% OFF IN FEBRUARY!! That makes it $24.30 instead of $30. It's practically a steal!! Don't think the math through too much. Its NOT 20% off, that would make it $24. It's 10% off of 10% off. Yeah, they need the extra 30 cents. I'm just saying to check it out. Click on the link and then on "What's new". I'm just sayin......

Potty Training FOR a day...

Ok, so I think potty training is lame, stupid, AND dumb! I read the book Potty Training in a Day, right? I did everything she said to do and bought everything she said to buy. I bought snacks, chocolate milk, all kinds of New Year's paraphanelia, Thomas underwear, a doll, and I even made Thomas underwear for the doll! I made posters that make it look like we're on a train, bought presents and all the hoopla. On January 1st, we successfully the trained the doll in the morning. He put up with it pretty well, but after Joseph threw a huge fit. He did NOT want to wear the underpants! After an entire morning of this, I took a little potty training depression nap. I was awaken by 2 boys in underwear jumping on my bed and screaming "underwear party!" Dave had gotten Joseph to put on underwear by wearing HIS underwear. OK! Let the potty training party begin!! "woo hoo!", I think. Let's go! So, we kept going. At the end of the day, you have a throwing away the diaper ceremony and put them in pull-ups for bed. When Joseph saw the pull-ups, he looked as if he'd seen a long lost friend, "Dipes!!!" He was so happy to see them. In the morning he refused to wear underwear. He hates them!!! The struggle is over. I'm NOT going to train him. He'll figger it out himself someday. I give up. After breakfast, he found some of the New Year's streamers and threw them in the air and yelled, "Hurray the doll!!" Yeah, hurray the doll.

The pictures having absolutely nothing to do with potty training. They're just my cute kids at home and at the beach. Possibly a Christmas pic or 2.

I'm devastated to say there is no customer of the week. (Go ahead, click on it!) January has not been kind to the Jo. We're crossing our fingers that Scentsy has a 10% off sale in February. It's happened before, so stay tuned!! Not to mention, the February warmer is called "Symphony" and is very classy!

Love, Jo